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    Dirty Limericks

    Dirty Limericks are the best kind of limericks and the most popular! Here you will find the nasty and sexual limericks that we can't show on the main page. These limericks are what you would call NC-17 and either have quite nasty language or strong sexual content. But that is why we like um! Remember you can submit your own dirty limericks by clicking in the "Add a Limerick" button in the navigation. Limercks are displayed by the most popular ones first, so make sure to Vote Up your favorites!

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    A luscious psychotic named Jane,
    Once sucked every man on a train.
    Said she, "Please don't panic,
    I'm just nymphomanic,
    This wouldn't be fun were I sane."
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    From a crypt in the church of St. Giles,
    Came a scream that resounded for miles!!
    "My goodness gracious!"
    Said brother Ignatius.
    "I forgot that your lordship has piles."
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    A sexy young maiden named Jill
    Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill
    They found her vagina
    In North Carolina
    And bits of her tits in Brazil
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    There once was a woman named dot
    who lived on pig shit and snot
    when she couldn't get these
    she'd eat the cream cheese
    that she scraped from the sides of her twat
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    There once was a Minister's daughter
    who hated the pony he'd bought her,
    'til she found that it's dong
    was as hard and as long
    as the prayers that her father had taught her.
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    A certain young fellow from Ransome
    Had a dame seven times in a hansom.
    When she shouted for more,
    Said he from the floor,
    The name, miss, is Simpson, not Samson.
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    On the breast of a whore named Gail,
    Was tattooed the price of her tail.
    And on her behind,
    For the sake of the blind,
    Was the same information in Braille.
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    A guy with his girl in a Fiat
    Said, "Where on earth is my key at?"
    As he started to seek,
    She let out a shriek,
    "THAT'S not where it's likely to be at!"
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    The limerick form's not complex.
    Its contents run chiefly to sex.
    It burgeons with virgins
    And masculine urgeons,
    And swarms with erotic f/x.
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    There was a young whore from Madrid,
    Whom it was said could be bought for a quid.
    But a bastard Italian,
    Who was hung like a stallion,
    Said he could do her for nothing...and did!
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