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    Dirty Limericks are the best kind of limericks and the most popular! Here you will find the nasty and sexual limericks that we can't show on the main page. These limericks are what you would call NC-17 and either have quite nasty language or strong sexual content. But that is why we like um! Remember you can submit your own dirty limericks by clicking in the "Add a Limerick" button in the navigation. Limercks are displayed by the most popular ones first, so make sure to Vote Up your favorites!

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    There was a young dentist Malone,
    who had a charming girl patient alone.
    But in his depravity,
    he filled the wrong cavity,
    God, how his practice has grown!
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    In the Garden of Eden lay Adam
    complacently stroking his madam
    and great was his mirth
    for on all of the earth
    there were only two balls, and he had 'em
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    There once was a woman from Arden
    Who was seen sucking a man in the garden
    Her mother said, "Flo,
    Where does it all go??
    And she said, "Gulp, Beg your pardon?"
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    There was a young man named Crockett,
    Whose balls got caught in a socket.
    His wife was a bitch.
    And she threw the switch,
    As Crockett went off like a rocket.
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    There once was a freshman named Lin,
    Whose tool was as thin as a pin,
    A virgin named Joan
    From a Bible belt home,
    Said "This won't be much of a sin."
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    As Monica held on his bum,
    Bill told her to swallow his cum.
    She'd later confess,
    That it dripped down on her dress,
    Now everyone say's he was dumb.
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    There once was a young girl named Jeanie
    Whose Dad was terrible meanie:
    He fashioned a latch,
    And a hatch for her snatch -
    She could only be had by Houdini!
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    There once was a lady from Greeling,
    Who claimed to have no sexual feeling.
    'Till a fellow named Morris,
    Explored her clitoris.
    ..She had to be scraped off the ceiling!!
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    There was a young lady named Claire,
    Who possessed a magnificent pair.
    Or that's what I thought,
    'Til I saw one get caught,
    On a thorn, and begin to lose air!
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    A pansy who lived in Khartoum,
    Took a lesbian up to his room,
    But, they argued all night,
    Over who had the right,
    To do what, and with which, and to whom.
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