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    Dirty Limericks

    Dirty Limericks are the best kind of limericks and the most popular! Here you will find the nasty and sexual limericks that we can't show on the main page. These limericks are what you would call NC-17 and either have quite nasty language or strong sexual content. But that is why we like um! Remember you can submit your own dirty limericks by clicking in the "Add a Limerick" button in the navigation. Limercks are displayed by the most popular ones first, so make sure to Vote Up your favorites!

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    A horny soldier just returned from the front
    Was known to be especially blunt
    He spied a cute young thing
    And said with a lascivious grin
    My cock would feel so good in your cunt
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    A young man strong and able
    fucked his wife on the diner table
    Corn carrots and peas
    Bounced off her tits with ease
    And he shot his load in her navel.

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    A old man strong and able
    Fucked his wife on the dinner table
    The corn carrots and peas
    Bounced off her tits with ease
    And he shot his load in her navel
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    Wee little Neillie,
    whilst still in her mither,
    would wriggle, and riggle, and move to the middle;
    she'd push her wee cunt, right up to the front,
    so when daddy did mither, he did the duo tegither!
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    There was a young lady from Wroughton
    who had one long tit and a short un
    to make up for the loss
    she had a cunt like an hoss
    and afart like a 500 Norton
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    There was a lady from Kent
    Who liked to get bent
    She had a great bod,
    But smelled like cod
    When she could not pay the rent
    She would give a good wank
    Like any good skank.
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    There once was an Imam in Kabul
    who had nodules and warts on his tool
    one could hear joyous grunts
    in his harem of cunts
    but his boys suffered badly at stool
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