Dirty Limericks

There once was a man by the name of McGlough
Who like to do things that were extremely foul
When he passed some gas
He ran extremely fast
So no one knew who, when, which, why, where or how!

There once was a woman from Rangoon
Who was raped by great baboon
The results were most horrid
All ass and no forehead
Three ball and a purple goatee
There once was a man from Boston
Who bought himself an Austin
There was room for his ads and a bucket of gas
But balls hung out and he lost them
There once was a woman from Cape Cod
Who thought all babies came from God
But it wasn't the almighty that lifted her nighty
It was Roger the lodger by God

there once was a woman whose kids
had given her hanging tits
gravity is too strong
now it's all wrong
soon they'll be where my bellybutton sits.

There was a young lady from Hinge,
Who had an extremely tight minge,
When men tried to mount her,'twas a futile encounter,
They ended up spunking the fringe.

There once was a Bishop of Birmingham ,
who loved to f..k girls whilst confirming'em,
amidst roars of applause ,
he pulled down their drawers,
and placed his Episcopal sperm in'em.

There was a young lady from Wroughton
who had one long tit and a short un
to make up for the loss
she had a cunt like an hoss
and afart like a 500 Norton

There was a lady from Kent
Who liked to get bent
She had a great bod,
But smelled like cod
When she could not pay the rent
She would give a good wank
Like any good skank.