Dirty Limericks

As a girl young Carole Platt
Loved the boys to sniff her twat,
And grope her tits and sexy bum,
As she rubbed their dicks
And made them cum.

There once was a gal from Nantucket
Who's cunt was as big as a bucket
Her boyfriend Slim
Damn nearly fell in
He then strapped on a board
So he could fuck it

Wee little Neillie,
whilst still in her mither,
would wriggle, and riggle, and move to the middle;
she'd push her wee cunt, right up to the front,
so when daddy did mither, he did the duo tegither!

There was a young lady from Wroughton
who had one long tit and a short un
to make up for the loss
she had a cunt like an hoss
and afart like a 500 Norton

There was a lady from Kent
Who liked to get bent
She had a great bod,
But smelled like cod
When she could not pay the rent
She would give a good wank
Like any good skank.

There once was an Imam in Kabul
who had nodules and warts on his tool
one could hear joyous grunts
in his harem of cunts
but his boys suffered badly at stool

When there's an onslaught of criticism
He seeks refuge in Vladimir's jism
But that's nothing compared
To the cum that he'll share
With the man with whom he's in prison