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    Dirty Limericks

    Dirty Limericks are the best kind of limericks and the most popular! Here you will find the nasty and sexual limericks that we can't show on the main page. These limericks are what you would call NC-17 and either have quite nasty language or strong sexual content. But that is why we like um! Remember you can submit your own dirty limericks by clicking in the "Add a Limerick" button in the navigation. Limercks are displayed by the most popular ones first, so make sure to Vote Up your favorites!

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    There was a youn man from Jerocket
    he went to the moon in a rocket
    the rocket went bang
    his ball went clang
    and they found his cock in his pocket
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    There once was a man from Knox
    He liked drinking whiskey on the rocks
    When he felt very poor
    And had a few more
    He often liked playing with cocks
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    There was a who could only do drag,
    His dream was to have a shag,
    But he had no dick,
    didn't have a prick,
    So he was considered a fag.
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    There once was a girl called charlotte
    whos eyes were the colour of scarlet,
    she won my heart,
    'til she let out a fart,
    and then i caught arthritis
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    There once was aman named Dibble
    whose drink was prune juice ane Ripple.
    He'd take it to heart
    to cut loose a fart
    but all he could do was dribble.
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    There once was a horny MacGuyver
    Whose woman was quite the depriver.
    So he fashioned a fling
    From ropes and some string
    Now he's known as the dumpster muff-diver.
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    The dorks are out in force…
    They’re seeking intercourse…
    Good thing there’s booze…
    Or these ugly fools…
    Would have to fuck a horse!
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    There once was a man named Fritz
    who grew a garden of tits
    they grew in the fall
    nipples and all
    and he would chew them all to bits!
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    THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL NAMED GAIL
    AND UPON HER TITS WAS THE PRICE OF HER TAIL
    AND ON HER BEHIND
    FOR THE BLIND
    IT WAS WRITTEN IN BRAILLE
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    From his bum oozed some creamy white cum, as his lover cried gaily, oh yum! He felched and he swallowed, and in filth he wallowed, as his own fanny wiggled and hummed.
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