Dirty Limericks

There was a youn man from Jerocket
he went to the moon in a rocket
the rocket went bang
his ball went clang
and they found his cock in his pocket

There once was a man from Knox
He liked drinking whiskey on the rocks
When he felt very poor
And had a few more
He often liked playing with cocks

There was a who could only do drag,
His dream was to have a shag,
But he had no dick,
didn't have a prick,
So he was considered a fag.

There once was a girl called charlotte
whos eyes were the colour of scarlet,
she won my heart,
'til she let out a fart,
and then i caught arthritis

There once was aman named Dibble
whose drink was prune juice ane Ripple.
He'd take it to heart
to cut loose a fart
but all he could do was dribble.

There once was a horny MacGuyver
Whose woman was quite the depriver.
So he fashioned a fling
From ropes and some string
Now he's known as the dumpster muff-diver.

The dorks are out in force…
They’re seeking intercourse…
Good thing there’s booze…
Or these ugly fools…
Would have to fuck a horse!

There once was a man named Fritz
who grew a garden of tits
they grew in the fall
nipples and all
and he would chew them all to bits!

THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL NAMED GAIL
AND UPON HER TITS WAS THE PRICE OF HER TAIL
AND ON HER BEHIND
FOR THE BLIND
IT WAS WRITTEN IN BRAILLE

From his bum oozed some creamy white cum, as his lover cried gaily, oh yum! He felched and he swallowed, and in filth he wallowed, as his own fanny wiggled and hummed.