Dirty Limericks

There once was a man named Fritz
who grew a garden of tits
they grew in the fall
nipples and all
and he would chew them all to bits!

THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL NAMED GAIL
AND UPON HER TITS WAS THE PRICE OF HER TAIL
AND ON HER BEHIND
FOR THE BLIND
IT WAS WRITTEN IN BRAILLE

From his bum oozed some creamy white cum, as his lover cried gaily, oh yum! He felched and he swallowed, and in filth he wallowed, as his own fanny wiggled and hummed.

There once was a man by the name of McGlough
Who like to do things that were extremely foul
When he passed some gas
He ran extremely fast
So no one knew who, when, which, why, where or how!

There once was a woman from Rangoon
Who was raped by great baboon
The results were most horrid
All ass and no forehead
Three ball and a purple goatee
There once was a man from Boston
Who bought himself an Austin
There was room for his ads and a bucket of gas
But balls hung out and he lost them
There once was a woman from Cape Cod
Who thought all babies came from God
But it wasn't the almighty that lifted her nighty
It was Roger the lodger by God

there once was a woman whose kids
had given her hanging tits
gravity is too strong
now it's all wrong
soon they'll be where my bellybutton sits.

There once was a man from China
who dreamed he'd have a vagina.
He sat on a rock,
and cut off his cock,
and now he's got a mangina.

There was a young lady from Hinge,
Who had an extremely tight minge,
When men tried to mount her,'twas a futile encounter,
They ended up spunking the fringe.

There once was a Bishop of Birmingham ,
who loved to f..k girls whilst confirming'em,
amidst roars of applause ,
he pulled down their drawers,
and placed his Episcopal sperm in'em.

A horny soldier just returned from the front
Was known to be especially blunt
He spied a cute young thing
And said with a lascivious grin
My cock would feel so good in your cunt