Dirty Limericks

There was a young man from bangkok
Who took a lady out on a yacht
Too idle to rape her,made darts out of paper
and flicked them at her twat

There once was a girl from the bay
Who liked to give blow jobs for pay
She met a man quite thin
Who hit her in the chin
And she bit off his C O C K

There once was a lady from Niger,
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.
After the ride,
She was inside,
And the smile was on the face of the tiger.
-Anonymous

There was a girl called Riley,
Who had sexual football styley.
It once was said,
She had the comfiest bed.
To sleep in it would make me smiley.

there once was a boy named bert
he was having a growth spurt
but it was down below
what his clothes would show
when he looked down a girls shirt

There once was a man named Joe
Who had sex with a hoe
She made a noise
He grabbed some toys
She said he was a bro.

There once was a man from L.A.
Who sucked himself off everyday
He didn't like muff,
It was not deep enough
So everyone thought he was gay

My face is so hideously stymie
The blackheads are huge and spiny
It must be a hex
Cuz I get less sex
Than the fat kid from "Stand By Me"

There once was a man with big balls
Who came from Niagara Falls
They were covered in crabs
And crusty old scabs
Wish i hadn't sucked them at all!,,,

Once when i was in Dover
I had a reaction to clover
It started to itch
N hurt like a bitch
Now my cunt is red all over