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    Dirty Limericks

    Dirty Limericks are the best kind of limericks and the most popular! Here you will find the nasty and sexual limericks that we can't show on the main page. These limericks are what you would call NC-17 and either have quite nasty language or strong sexual content. But that is why we like um! Remember you can submit your own dirty limericks by clicking in the "Add a Limerick" button in the navigation. Limercks are displayed by the most popular ones first, so make sure to Vote Up your favorites!

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    There was a young man from bangkok
    Who took a lady out on a yacht
    Too idle to rape her,made darts out of paper
    and flicked them at her twat
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    There once was a girl from the bay
    Who liked to give blow jobs for pay
    She met a man quite thin
    Who hit her in the chin
    And she bit off his C O C K
    Vote This Limerick Up! -->


    There once was a lady from Niger,
    Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.
    After the ride,
    She was inside,
    And the smile was on the face of the tiger.
    -Anonymous
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    There was a girl called Riley,
    Who had sexual football styley.
    It once was said,
    She had the comfiest bed.
    To sleep in it would make me smiley.
    Vote This Limerick Up! -->


    there once was a boy named bert
    he was having a growth spurt
    but it was down below
    what his clothes would show
    when he looked down a girls shirt
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    There once was a man named Joe
    Who had sex with a hoe
    She made a noise
    He grabbed some toys
    She said he was a bro.
    Vote This Limerick Up! -->


    There once was a man from L.A.
    Who sucked himself off everyday
    He didn't like muff,
    It was not deep enough
    So everyone thought he was gay
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    My face is so hideously stymie
    The blackheads are huge and spiny
    It must be a hex
    Cuz I get less sex
    Than the fat kid from "Stand By Me"
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    There once was a man with big balls
    Who came from Niagara Falls
    They were covered in crabs
    And crusty old scabs
    Wish i hadn't sucked them at all!,,,
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    Once when i was in Dover
    I had a reaction to clover
    It started to itch
    N hurt like a bitch
    Now my cunt is red all over
    Vote This Limerick Up! -->


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