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    Dirty Limericks are the best kind of limericks and the most popular! Here you will find the nasty and sexual limericks that we can't show on the main page. These limericks are what you would call NC-17 and either have quite nasty language or strong sexual content. But that is why we like um! Remember you can submit your own dirty limericks by clicking in the "Add a Limerick" button in the navigation. Limercks are displayed by the most popular ones first, so make sure to Vote Up your favorites!

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    There once was a queen of Bulgaria,
    Whose bush had grown hairier and hairier.
    Till a prince from Peru,
    Who came up for a screw,
    Had to hunt for her cunt with a terrier.
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    There once was a girl named Hortense.
    The size of her breasts was immense.
    One day playing soccer,
    Out popped her left knocker,
    And she kicked it right over the fence.
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    There was a young lady of Natchez
    Who chanced to be born with two snatches,
    And she often said, "Shit!
    Why, I'd give either tit,
    For a man with equipment that matches."
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    There once was a pirate from Yates,
    Who could dance the Fandango on Skates.
    He fell on his cutlass,
    Which rendered him nut-less,
    And perfectly useless on dates.
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    An architect fellow named Yoric
    can, when he's feeling euphoric,
    provide for selection
    three types of erection:
    Corinthian, Ionic, and Doric.
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    There was a young girl from Hoboken,
    Who claimed that her hymen was broken
    From riding her bike
    On a cobblestone pike.
    But it really was broken from pokin'!!!
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    A fair-skinned young maiden named Sharkey,
    Once had an affair with a darky.
    The result of their sins,
    Were quadruplets, not twins,
    One black, one white and two khaki.
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    Two lesbians north of the town,
    Made sixty-nine love on the ground.
    Their unbridled lust
    Leaked out in the dust
    And made so much mud that they drowned!!
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    A dull lad from around Istanbul,
    Discovered red marks on his tool,
    Said the Doctor, a cynic,
    "Get out of my clinic,
    And wipe off that lipstick, you fool!"
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    There was a young maid from St. Jude,
    Who attended a show in the nude.
    A man in the front
    said, "I think I smell cunt!"
    Just like that...right out loud...fucking rude!!
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