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There once was a girl from Mobile
Who was partially made out of steel.
She could only get thrills
from mechanical drills
and off-center emory wheels.
There was a young fellow called "Boff"
Who'd smile when doc' had him cough,
For as a young boy,
He ate too much soy,
And now only men get him off.
An alluring young lady from Wight
Spoonfeeds rum to her cat every night
And so, boyfriends state,
She's a good one to date,
With her pussy entrancingly tight
There was a young girl of Aberystwyth
Who took grain to the mill to get grist with.
The miller's son, Jack,
Laid her flat on her back,
And united the organs they pissed with
There once was an anus named Jeever
Who's owner was a bible believer
He was exit only
Till his owner met Foley
And now he's become a reciever.
There one was a priest, Fr. Noyes
Who's life was filled with such joys
He found his true love
In the Lord up above
And inside the pants of young boys.
There once was a man named Bob,
whose dick was so hard it would throb.
When women wouldn't do
his friends all knew,
that a man with the bends got the job.
There once was a fag in Nantucket
Who took a pig in the bushes to fuck it
The pig said "get off me you queer,
Get away from my rear,
Come 'round to the front and I'll suck it!"
There once was a man from paras
And his balls were made of just pure brass
During one stormy weather
He clung them together
And lightning shot out of his ass.
there once was a girl from new zealand who had a peculiar fellin
she laid on her back tickled her crack
and pissed all over the ceilin