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A president we shall call "Billy",
Whose escapades, we think quite silly,
Was finally sued,
For his antics were crude,
But the young girl was thrilled with his willy.
There once was a priest from Morocco
Who's motto was really quite macho
He said "To be blunt
God decreed we eat cunt.
Why else would it look like a taco?"
A filthy and foul-mouthed young man
Writes limericks like all-too-few can
Heaps of cunts, shit and cocks
For cheap, prurient shocks
But the fucking things rhyme and they scan
There once was a Minister's daughter
who hated the pony he'd bought her,
'til she found that it's dong
was as hard and as long
as the prayers that her father had taught her.
There once was a man from O'Doole
who discovered red spots on his tool.
He went to the doc,
who looked at his cock,
and said, "wipe off the lipstick, you fool."
There once was a girl from Mobile
Who was partially made out of steel.
She could only get thrills
from mechanical drills
and off-center emory wheels.
There was a young fellow called "Boff"
Who'd smile when doc' had him cough,
For as a young boy,
He ate too much soy,
And now only men get him off.
An alluring young lady from Wight
Spoonfeeds rum to her cat every night
And so, boyfriends state,
She's a good one to date,
With her pussy entrancingly tight
There was a young girl of Aberystwyth
Who took grain to the mill to get grist with.
The miller's son, Jack,
Laid her flat on her back,
And united the organs they pissed with
There once was an anus named Jeever
Who's owner was a bible believer
He was exit only
Till his owner met Foley
And now he's become a reciever.