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On a maiden a man once begat,
Triplets named Nat, Pat and Tat.
T'was fun in the breeding
But Hell in the feeding,
She hadn't a spare tit for Tat.
A kinky young girl from Bordeaux,
Fell in love with a dashing young beau.
To increase his regard,
She would squat in his yard,
And pee "I Love You" in the snow.
There was a cute girl named Raspberry,
whom I met while she still had her cherry,
I haven't a clue,
why my fingers turned blue,
But damn, it was real fuckin' scary!
On their first night of marital bliss,
The bride sought a genital kiss,
But OH her dismay,
When she heard hubby say,
"Ewww...not in the hole where you piss!"
There once was a girl named Denise,
Who liked anal for sexual release,
But now her ass burns,
And we hope that she learns,
That anal works better with grease!!
Amber (who called herself Skye),
Spread her thighs, as she said with a sigh,
"I've shaved myself bare,
to get more flow of air,
else my panties just never stay dry!"
Sweetie's a talented lass,
Her pix are just loaded with class,
She knows how to cope,
with a jerk or a dope,
She just slams a butt plug up their ass.
A well-partied co-ed named Dawn,
When asked what conclusion she'd drawn,
Said, "I was having a ball...
But I just can't recall
this tattoo... or where all my pubic hair's gone!!"
There once was a fellow named Rick,
Had a girlfriend who fondled his dick.
And when it got stiff,
He entered her quiff,
And blew off his load pretty quick.
There once was a man named McGruder,
While his girl in the nude, he wooed her,
She thought it was rude,
To be wooed in the nude,
But McGruder was ruder, he screwed 'er!