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    General Limericks

    General Limericks are fun and care free, share them with others or just leave them be. These great limericks are classified as PG-13, while not as nasty as the dirty ones these guys sometimes pack a punch. These are the ones you share with your coworkers while still at work. You can submit your own limericks by clicking in the "Add a Limerick" button in the navigation to the left. Limercks are displayed by the most popular ones first, so make sure to Vote Up your favorites!

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    A mouse in her room woke Miss Doud
    Who was frightened and screamed very loud
    Then a happy thought hit her
    To scare off the critter
    She sat up in bed and meowed
    Vote This Limerick Up! -->


    I've got a tabby cat called Gizzy,
    Who wants me whenever i'm busy,
    She likes some attention,
    But as soon as i mention,
    A bath, she gets into a tizzy!
    Vote This Limerick Up! -->


    There once was a man from Van Isle
    Who said jogging just wasn't his style.
    "I'll get my workouts," he said,
    "At home, in my bed,"
    "'Cause a Miss is as good as a mile!"
    Vote This Limerick Up! -->


    The limerick's form's astronomical
    To fit so much into space so economical.
    But the ones that I've seen
    Are so seldom clean
    And the clean ones are so seldom comical.
    Vote This Limerick Up! -->


    There was a young lady from Peru
    Who found an elephant's wang in her stew
    Said the waiter, "Don't shout
    or wave it about
    or the others will all want one, too."
    Vote This Limerick Up! -->


    there was once a man from dundee
    who's limericks stopped on line 3
    .. oh.
    Vote This Limerick Up! -->


    There once was a man named Gene.
    I can't believe what I have seen.
    From ear to ear,
    the path is clear.
    There is nothing in between.
    Vote This Limerick Up! -->


    I once met a lassie named Ruth
    In a long distance telephone booth.
    Now I know the perfection
    Of an ideal connection,
    Even if somewhat uncouth.
    Vote This Limerick Up! -->


    Last year on the road to Redemption,
    My journey encountered preemption
    With Grace and her sister;
    The latter, I kissed 'er,
    But Grace had my new tax exemption
    Vote This Limerick Up! -->


    Today when I strolled through my yard,
    A ranchhand, young Sarah Faye Ard,
    Was sunbathing nude,
    So, not to be rude,
    I stood there and thought long and hard.
    Vote This Limerick Up! -->


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