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    General Limericks are fun and care free, share them with others or just leave them be. These great limericks are classified as PG-13, while not as nasty as the dirty ones these guys sometimes pack a punch. These are the ones you share with your coworkers while still at work. You can submit your own limericks by clicking in the "Add a Limerick" button in the navigation to the left. Limercks are displayed by the most popular ones first, so make sure to Vote Up your favorites!

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    Seven ages: first puking and mewling,
    Then very pissed off with one's schooling,
    Then fucks, and then fights,
    Then judging chaps' rights,
    Then sitting in slippers, then drooling.
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    There once was a man from Kentucky
    Who fancied himself so unlucky
    For despite the time
    He spent finding rhymes
    He ran out of ones for Kentucky :(
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    The bustard's an exquisite fowl,
    Without any reason to growl.
    It escapes what would be,
    Illegitimacy,
    By the grace of a fortunate vowel.
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    There once was a man named Gene.
    I can't believe what I have seen.
    From ear to ear,
    the path is clear.
    There is nothing in between.
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    The limerick packs laughs astronomical
    in a space that is most economical.
    But of the ones that I've seen,
    so few have been clean,
    and the clean ones are seldom so comical.
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    Two former good friends, Fife and Cline,
    Met by accidental design,
    Inquired Mister Fife,
    "Hello, how's the wife?",
    Responded Cline, "Fine, and how's mine?"
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    There was a young lady named Perkins,
    Who had a great fondness for gherkins ;
    She went to a tea
    And ate twenty-three,
    Which pickled her internal workings.
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    There is a young poet named Herman.
    He's not very good, but he's learnin',
    Though he often offends
    Because he so often ends
    Alle sein Limericks auf Deutsch.
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    Once lived a drunken man with a wooden leg
    Who’s his misfortune forced him to dance and beg
    The problem he had
    Was tragic and sad
    Since his leg, the remains of a Keg
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    A decrepit old gas-man named Peter
    Whilst hunting around for the meter
    Touched a leak with his light,
    He arose out of sight,
    And as anyone can see by reading this, also completely destroyed the meter.
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