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    General Limericks are fun and care free, share them with others or just leave them be. These great limericks are classified as PG-13, while not as nasty as the dirty ones these guys sometimes pack a punch. These are the ones you share with your coworkers while still at work. You can submit your own limericks by clicking in the "Add a Limerick" button in the navigation to the left. Limercks are displayed by the most popular ones first, so make sure to Vote Up your favorites!

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    There was a great chicken named Fanny
    Who smelled like an old fat nanny
    So he crossed the road
    Got ran over by a toad
    but ressurected and was a little canny
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    There was a young woman from queens
    who gobbled a plateful of beans.
    The beans were fermented
    and the girl was tormented
    by embarrasing sounds in her jeans.
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    A seamstress who lived by the Thames
    Made a living by sewing up hames
    While her brother in Leicester
    Was a wealthy inveicester
    And owned some magnificent geames
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    A Dozen, a Gross and a Score,
    Plus three times the square root of four.
    Divided by seven,
    Plus five times eleven,
    Equals nine squared and not a bit more.
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    A Buddhist, with great lamentation,
    Saw the dentist with much animation.
    Despite the man's pain
    He refused Novocain,
    To transcend dental medication.
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    A terrible poet was Jenny
    Whose limericks weren't worth a penny.
    In technique they were sound,
    But she always found
    Whenever she tried to write any,
    That she always wrote one line too many.
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    A perceptive young buck in the Gloucesters ,Yearned for a cold tinnie of Fosters,Rat piss in a pail,With melted down hail,He accepted as clever impostors.
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    There once was a lady from Hyde,
    Who ate a green apple and died,
    While her lover lamented,
    The apple fermented,
    and made cider inside her inside.
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    There was a young lady one fall
    Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
    The dress caught fire
    And burned her entire
    Front page, sporting section and all.
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    Seven ages: first puking and mewling,
    Then very pissed off with one's schooling,
    Then fucks, and then fights,
    Then judging chaps' rights,
    Then sitting in slippers, then drooling.
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