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    General Limericks are fun and care free, share them with others or just leave them be. These great limericks are classified as PG-13, while not as nasty as the dirty ones these guys sometimes pack a punch. These are the ones you share with your coworkers while still at work. You can submit your own limericks by clicking in the "Add a Limerick" button in the navigation to the left. Limercks are displayed by the most popular ones first, so make sure to Vote Up your favorites!

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    There was a great chicken named Fanny
    Who smelled like an old fat nanny
    So he crossed the road
    Got ran over by a toad
    but ressurected and was a little canny
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    A Dozen, a Gross and a Score,
    Plus three times the square root of four.
    Divided by seven,
    Plus five times eleven,
    Equals nine squared and not a bit more.
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    There was a young woman from queens
    who gobbled a plateful of beans.
    The beans were fermented
    and the girl was tormented
    by embarrasing sounds in her jeans.
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    A seamstress who lived by the Thames
    Made a living by sewing up hames
    While her brother in Leicester
    Was a wealthy inveicester
    And owned some magnificent geames
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    There once was a lady from Hyde,
    Who ate a green apple and died,
    While her lover lamented,
    The apple fermented,
    and made cider inside her inside.
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    A Buddhist, with great lamentation,
    Saw the dentist with much animation.
    Despite the man's pain
    He refused Novocain,
    To transcend dental medication.
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    A terrible poet was Jenny
    Whose limericks weren't worth a penny.
    In technique they were sound,
    But she always found
    Whenever she tried to write any,
    That she always wrote one line too many.
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    A perceptive young buck in the Gloucesters ,Yearned for a cold tinnie of Fosters,Rat piss in a pail,With melted down hail,He accepted as clever impostors.
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    Though he didn't like men per se
    He did something that most would think gay
    He sucked on his bone
    When he was alone
    As much as he could every day
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    There was a young lady one fall
    Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
    The dress caught fire
    And burned her entire
    Front page, sporting section and all.
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