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    General Limericks are fun and care free, share them with others or just leave them be. These great limericks are classified as PG-13, while not as nasty as the dirty ones these guys sometimes pack a punch. These are the ones you share with your coworkers while still at work. You can submit your own limericks by clicking in the "Add a Limerick" button in the navigation to the left. Limercks are displayed by the most popular ones first, so make sure to Vote Up your favorites!

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    A newspaper poet for Hearst
    Deprived of his reason
    By uncontrolled sneezing
    Was by phantasmal demons coerced
    To write all of his limericks reversed.
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    See that lighthouse beam in the sky
    That guides yonder ships going by?
    My friend shines that beam;
    She's living her dream.
    I'm in grad school. I still don't know why.
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    There once was a man from Shrewsbury,
    whose ship set sail in a hurry.
    His Beagle found land
    and he saw firsthand
    evidence our ancestors were furry.
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    Remember that artist quite quaint,
    who swallowed some samples of paint?
    All shades of the spectrum,
    flowed out of his rectum,
    with a colourful lack of restraint.
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    A poet ran out of ideas;
    Because he had no more ideas;
    He repeated himself,
    By repeating himself,
    Because he ran out of ideas;
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    The Xiol are pleasantly kind,
    of genders they have total: nine.
    Their children are crafted,
    when one does get shafted,
    by the other eight standing in line.
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    A tutor who tooted the flute
    tried to tutor two tooters to toot
    said the two to the tutor,
    "is it tougher to toot, or
    to tutor two tooters to toot?"
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    Regarding "Hey Diddle Diddle"
    Remember the Cat with his fiddle?
    Did he know how they made
    The strings that he played?
    'Cuz they came from a relative's middle
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