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    Fancy yourself a smarty-pants eh? Well then these are the limericks for you! Our Nerdy limericks section deals with math, Internet subculture, and science limericks. These guys often write limericks so complex that you would need to be a PHd to understand them! So read though a few and see if you can't raise your IQ. And if you are smarter than the rest of us you can submit your own limericks by clicking in the "Add a Limerick" button in the navigation to the left. Limercks are displayed by the most popular ones first, so make sure to Vote Up your favorites!

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    There once was a man named Vegeta
    Who thought he was quite a bit leeter.
    Yet nine thou on the gauge
    left him maddened with rage,
    and he went and destroyed his own meter.
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    There once was a man names Rasputin,
    Who gave his own horn a tootin',
    He advised the Tsar,
    Didn't get too far,
    And then was given a bootin'/
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    There once was a law student named Rex
    With diminutive organs of sex.
    When charged with exposure,
    He said with composure
    "De minimis non curat lex"
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    There once was a nympho named Myers,
    Who lit too many sexual fires.
    So he made himself flaccid
    By doing some acid
    To neutralize his base desires
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    Mary had a little sheep
    With the sheep, she did sleep
    The sheep turned out to be a ram
    Mary had a little lamb.
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    I once caught a virus from Taipei,
    It formatted my drive that same day,
    So now there's no DOS
    And I'm at a loss
    As to what the boot sector should say.
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    A man built an AI named HAL
    Intended to be the crew's pal
    An antenna did fail
    The crew did go pale
    When told of the ship's rationale.
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    A Phonologist once said he saw
    a young man drink too much Charles Shaw.
    His Ss erased,
    and with thetas replaced,
    and his vowels all reduced to a schwa.
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    Let's examine the memes of the day
    I can haz Cheeseburger's okay
    2 Girls gagging shit
    sure beats Leeroy's lame bit
    ORLY YA RLY NO WAI
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    An electron is sure hard to please.
    When spread out, it sometimes will freeze.
    Though agoraphobic,
    It's still claustrophobic,
    And runs off when put in a squeeze.
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