Nerdy Limericks

An electron is sure hard to please.
When spread out, it sometimes will freeze.
Though agoraphobic,
It's still claustrophobic,
And runs off when put in a squeeze.

There once was a man from Nantucket
whose walrus oh so luved its bukket.
One day walrus groaned,
it had just gotten pwned;
Said the lolcat "O HAI, I JUST TUK IT".

The internet'll never be tamed,
predicted, or thought of as sane.
Who'd have seen the hilarity
or the popularity
Of Tay Zonday and his chocolate rain?

A mathematician from Boole,
Used to mispronounce words like a fool.
He spoke of "stastistics",
And "intragel" ballistics,
"Yuler" circles and "Hospital's" rule.

In Atlantic and tropical climes,
The integers, addition, and times,
Taken mod p will yield
A full finite field
As p ranges over the primes.

A friend of mine -- Charlie by name
Is a strategist with deadly aim.
He wants you to know
(So I'll say 'ere I go)
That you, friend, have just Lost The Game.

The army had intricate plans,
but found victory snatched from their hands.
"You've run out of time,"
said their foe, "because I'm
in ur base, and I'm killing ur mans."

The meanings of "q" are replete
It denotes sometimes charge, sometimes heat
A quality factor
A phonon wave vector
Or just any coordinate you meet

In other chans people write limericks
But noone here tries it in fixedwidth
My job is far greater so my ultimatum
Is get the lengths right or be kicked

Null vectors have zero projection.
So you ask, "What can be their direction?"
They point any which way.
"That's magic!" you say?
Not really; it's just misdirection.