Nerdy Limericks

Mary had a little sheep
With the sheep, she did sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
Mary had a little lamb.

I once caught a virus from Taipei,
It formatted my drive that same day,
So now there's no DOS
And I'm at a loss
As to what the boot sector should say.

A man built an AI named HAL
Intended to be the crew's pal
An antenna did fail
The crew did go pale
When told of the ship's rationale.

A Phonologist once said he saw
a young man drink too much Charles Shaw.
His Ss erased,
and with thetas replaced,
and his vowels all reduced to a schwa.

Let's examine the memes of the day
I can haz Cheeseburger's okay
2 Girls gagging shit
sure beats Leeroy's lame bit
ORLY YA RLY NO WAI

An electron is sure hard to please.
When spread out, it sometimes will freeze.
Though agoraphobic,
It's still claustrophobic,
And runs off when put in a squeeze.

There once was a man from Nantucket
whose walrus oh so luved its bukket.
One day walrus groaned,
it had just gotten pwned;
Said the lolcat "O HAI, I JUST TUK IT".

The internet'll never be tamed,
predicted, or thought of as sane.
Who'd have seen the hilarity
or the popularity
Of Tay Zonday and his chocolate rain?

In Atlantic and tropical climes,
The integers, addition, and times,
Taken mod p will yield
A full finite field
As p ranges over the primes.

A friend of mine -- Charlie by name
Is a strategist with deadly aim.
He wants you to know
(So I'll say 'ere I go)
That you, friend, have just Lost The Game.