Nerdy Limericks

There once was a man named Vegeta
Who thought he was quite a bit leeter.
Yet nine thou on the gauge
left him maddened with rage,
and he went and destroyed his own meter.

There once was a man names Rasputin,
Who gave his own horn a tootin',
He advised the Tsar,
Didn't get too far,
And then was given a bootin'/

There once was a law student named Rex
With diminutive organs of sex.
When charged with exposure,
He said with composure
"De minimis non curat lex"

There once was a nympho named Myers,
Who lit too many sexual fires.
So he made himself flaccid
By doing some acid
To neutralize his base desires

Mary had a little sheep
With the sheep, she did sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
Mary had a little lamb.

I once caught a virus from Taipei,
It formatted my drive that same day,
So now there's no DOS
And I'm at a loss
As to what the boot sector should say.

A man built an AI named HAL
Intended to be the crew's pal
An antenna did fail
The crew did go pale
When told of the ship's rationale.

A Phonologist once said he saw
a young man drink too much Charles Shaw.
His Ss erased,
and with thetas replaced,
and his vowels all reduced to a schwa.

Let's examine the memes of the day
I can haz Cheeseburger's okay
2 Girls gagging shit
sure beats Leeroy's lame bit
ORLY YA RLY NO WAI

An electron is sure hard to please.
When spread out, it sometimes will freeze.
Though agoraphobic,
It's still claustrophobic,
And runs off when put in a squeeze.