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    Fancy yourself a smarty-pants eh? Well then these are the limericks for you! Our Nerdy limericks section deals with math, Internet subculture, and science limericks. These guys often write limericks so complex that you would need to be a PHd to understand them! So read though a few and see if you can't raise your IQ. And if you are smarter than the rest of us you can submit your own limericks by clicking in the "Add a Limerick" button in the navigation to the left. Limercks are displayed by the most popular ones first, so make sure to Vote Up your favorites!

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    There once was a girl named Irene,
    who lived on distilled kerosene.
    But she started absorbin'
    A new hydrocarbon,
    And since then has never benzene!
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    Just why is there mass they do cry?
    As we know our Collider won't lie,
    It is the Higg's boson
    That we have chosen
    To answer that question or die!
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    Astronomers observe on a lark.
    But if results look increasingly stark,
    For some fabulous claim,
    They'll just give it a name,
    Then append on the prefix of "dark"
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    There was a zookeep from Nantucket
    Who was struck by a fish -- couldn't duck it
    He was thrown from the cage
    By a pinniped's rage.
    Quoth the walrus, "You can't has mah bukkit!"
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    A student as smart as could be
    Had to integrate x to the 3
    He said "x to the 4
    over 4, I am sure"
    But was off by a constant of C.
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    A dying mosquito exclaimed,
    "A chemist has poisoned my brain!"
    The cause of his sorrow
    Was para-dichloro-
    Diphenyl-trichloroethane
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    There was a chemist once from Lahore
    But sadly the chemist's no more
    For what he moments ago
    Said was just H2O
    Was really H2SO4
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    There was a programmer named Lee
    Whose wife (Ruby) drank Java, not tea
    But one day, by surprise
    Pythons bit out his eyes
    And to this day he still cannot C.
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    One day baby Gauss was quite blue
    'till his teacher gave him work to do;
    "Find the sum of the numbers
    from one to one hunders."
    "N squared plus N over 2!"
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    A chemist, there once was, named Lee
    Who made quite an error, you see
    Now science he can no longer bicker
    For that which he thought to be liquor
    Was in fact but old HNO3
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